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Nash Keune's SBP candidacy 'atypical'

Admits platform is ‘a bit radical’

January 26, 2010
Staff Writer

With a platform that suggests re-naming Chapel Hill, constructing a chair lift from Davis Library to the Dean Dome and turning the first floor of Davis Library into a narwhal tank, student body president candidate Nash Keune is poking fun at the way student elections are run.

While some students have questioned whether Keune is taking the election seriously, the junior economics and history major from Germantown, Md., is trying to portray himself as an atypical candidate for student body president.

“I’m the maverick in this election,” Keune said. “Actually, I use that word way too much — I don’t want to go too rogue.”

Keune ignores many of the ideas common to his competitors’ platforms, which focus on making small improvements in areas such as student safety and academics.

It is clear from the language and outlandish examples in his platform — such as the aquarium and chairlift — that Keune is opposed to bureaucracy and an isolated student government that does not reflect the opinions of students.

Instead of feasible solutions, Keune’s focus is his message — students will be electing themselves if they elect him. That’s his rallying point, asking students to vote for him based on his average student appeal.

Unlike most of his competitors, he has no background in student government, but he said this gives him a different insight into UNC.

“He’s never been in student government before, so he isn’t coming from the viewpoint of a small student government minority,” said Stephen Estes, Keune’s campaign manager.

Keune is editor-in-chief of the Carolina Review, a conservative student publication, although he said his political views will not greatly affect his policies in office.

“I probably won’t be invading Iran,” he said. “Although I can’t say for sure, I just can’t see that happening at this point.”

Admitting that some of his platform points are “a bit radical,” he said they are meant to reflect the attitude of students who come from outside of student government.

“I think that the platform represents the interests of the students, rather than the interests of the small minority in the student government establishment who have become disconnected from the life and concerns of the average student at Carolina,” he said.

Christopher Jones, Keune’s chief of staff, wrote in an e-mail that students have already responded positively to Keune’s campaign.

“In our planning meetings last fall, I saw so many of our campaign staff become inspired by Nash,” Jones said. “I could see the fire in their eyes. They knew that by joining Nash’s campaign they were joining something special.”

Contact the University Editor at udesk@unc.edu.

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I am holding onto my

I am holding onto my endorsement of Nash Keune until he says he plans on changing the name of SBP to "Supreme Overlord of the Student Body." Only then will I cast my vote for this shining star on our campus.

If you read our long

If you read our long platform, it says we will consider changing the title to "Imperial Caesar"...is that close enough?

More than enough, god I love

More than enough, god I love you guys

Join the anti-Nash wave!

Join the anti-Nash wave! http://www.facebook.com/groups/edit.php?members&gid=437337320583#/group.php?gid=437337320583

"Lipsey" didn't even attempt

"Lipsey" didn't even attempt to get on the ballot, much less make serious proposals for student government policy.

She could have suggested sheep to trip the quad's, reverse P2P's, and an Alpine in Davis, like other "serious" candidates from last season.

Nash is legit.
Elect yourself.

For those who think he's a

For those who think he's a joke candidate and are already thinking he'll have a complete lack of efficacy, I ask you to look at the 'serious' candidates elected in the past 10 years, and reflect on how much meaningful change they brought about. There were some shining stars (so, please not to be saying I'm disrespecting the memory of past SBPs, as this is not my intent), but on the whole, many serious promises end up being empty.

I officially think Nash is much more than awesome. (But not MoreThanAwesome, as that's me.)

Vote Nash!

Of the two profiles thus far,

Of the two profiles thus far, the one of Nash is the clear favorite.

Hallie Lipsey for

Hallie Lipsey for SBP!
wooooooo!!!

the narwhal bacons at

the narwhal bacons at midnight

Upvoted!

Upvoted!

Narwhals for life!

Narwhals for life!

We Want Narwhals!

We Want Narwhals!

People might think Nash isn't

People might think Nash isn't serious but I have looked into his eyes and judged his soul and it is pure. A little dose of common sense is what UNC needs. Count me in UNC, I am voting for myself!

Nash is calling for

Nash is calling for compulsory fire jumping if we win another national championship.

That's enough for me.

Ra-ra Carolina.

Narwhals for Nash! He's been

Narwhals for Nash! He's been such a positive influence in my life. Thank you Nash, thank you!

He changed my life!

He changed my life!

USA! USA!

USA! USA!

It's great that he has a

It's great that he has a sense of humor, but comedians don't run governments.

Last time I checked, Al

Last time I checked, Al Franken was a comedian.

A satirical campaign? Sounds

A satirical campaign? Sounds like they ripped off the kid running for mayor who dish-ragged their magazine. Spoiled, ignorant, AND uncreative.

Sounds like they ripped off

Sounds like they ripped off that girl Hallie Lipsey with the huge sign from last year. At least her fake campaign was funny.

Wow, guy. Did you read Nash's

Wow, guy. Did you read Nash's platform or hear him at the forums? If you think he's parroting Ben Carroll, think again. He's actually got good ideas instead of turning Carolina Inn into a homeless shelter, for example.

Let me also note that I am

Let me also note that I am the only candidate to come out against invading Iran. Is everyone else hiding something?

They haven't denied it!!

They haven't denied it!! Neocons, all of 'em.

As Nash's Official

As Nash's Official Portraitist I am offended. The DTH's accusations are just silly. This is not a joke. In the hours I have spent with Nash as he sat for his portrait I have had many deep, at times heated, discussions regarding his vision for the future of UNC. He is serious about caring. He is dead serious. Elect yourself, America.

As Nash's Official

As Nash's Official Portraitist, you ought to be offended that your candidate looks like a dairy-powered juggzamatron in the photo from this story.

I'd like to thank the DTH for

I'd like to thank the DTH for taking notice of the campaign, but I must say that Justin is right. My campaign is very serious. My platform is based on a wealth of input from the student body over the course of several months. My vision is not some sort of parody. They are the result of my life experiences, as I recount in my autobiography My Life Before You Elected Me SBP (available at my website: http://studentorgs.unc.edu/nash/). Elect yourself!

You move me.

You move me.

Thrice over.

Thrice over.